September 2010
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Watching Mike and Molly
Mike and Molly are on their first date. However, a sick and nervous Molly has just consumed a bottle of cough syrup Which containing codeine. At the restaurant this happened…
Mike: I was just asking if you liked your Snapper.
Molly (looking down, smiling): Do you like your penis!?
YES.
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The SNL hosting line up for this fall is insane. Amy Poehler, Bryan Cranston (amazing) Jane Lynch, Emma Stone and then John Hamm. Ridiculous
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Don Rickles vs. Geoff Peterson (R.S.A)
Don: When does the dummy talk?
Geoff Peterson: Call me a hockey puck just once!
Geoff Peterson: Hey Rickles! Who’s the dummy now?
Don (laughing): How do you do you challenge a toy?
Geoff Peterson: In your pants!
Don (to Craig) : I want his name and I want him dead
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Season 4, Episode 8 - Don’s soliloquy
When a man walks into a room he brings his whole life with him
He has a million reasons to be anywhere
just ask him
If you listen, he’ll tell you how he got there
or how he forgot where he was going, and then he woke up
If you listen, he’ll tell you about the time he thought he was an angel
or dreamt of being perfect
And, then he’ll smile with wisdom content that he realized the world...
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